Garrett

Dear Diary,

Today at the grosery store our neibors handmaid cut me in line! She was with here damn gardian and they just walked infront of me, a wife! I stole a steak out of her cart thouhg, and she'll get a nice beating for loosing that! I swear they get stupider by the day. I'll never forget the day that I was send my first handmaid, she was as dumb as a rock.

I asked her to do the dishes but the dumass used clothing soap and our food tasted like startch for two days.

She apologised satying, "I'm sorry miss, I am very nervice." and I responded,"call me MAM!"
The marthas and I laughed at her as the handmaid cryed.
Such a dumb human dosn't deserve the privelage of sex. They should find another method to impregnate them, it just isn't fair! The wife deserves her comanders attention.

The diary of Mrs. Shen

Dear diary.

Today I planted the dasieys and knitted new underwear for my husband. I made them extra itchy for him. Ever since that new handmaid bitch, offskank, joined the family my own Comander hasn't layed an eye on me. It makes me sad to think that he can leave me for a yonger woman like that and I might kill ofskank. The Cerrimony is comming around agian, and I don't think i can produce for him. If I become steral i'll have to watch as the my comander has sex with Offskank and i might go crazy!

I might have to bribe the doctor agian, to write that she is an unwoman and send her off like our last handmaid. Until then, I will continue to annoy my comander for attention and cuss out Offskank.
Wish me Luck!